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  • Caliber
    03-11 01:28 PM
    Hi eb3retro,
    I understand from your signature that you Receipt date is 7/2/07. was your case transferred to Vermont or something and transferred back to TSC. Do you know what was the Receipt date mentioned in the Transfer Notice. I am just trying to guess when they may come to my case. My receipt date for 485 was from Vermont and is 7/31/07. But then it was transferred back to Texas and this has a Receipt date of 10/1/07. I am just trying to find out which Receipt date will be considered to pre-adjudicate my application. Thanks.

    I do not know if USCIS is going with receipt date or any procedure. My Receipt date is June 27, 2007. Notice date is August 9, 2007. My case is not touched either till now.





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  • chanduv23
    09-15 04:16 PM
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  • baleraosreedhar
    12-18 03:59 PM
    Hi

    I am sreedhar, I am in redlands ,inland Empire.

    Currently waiting for my PD to be current to apply for GC.

    My Details are

    PD Oct 2004 EB3
    I 140 Approved.

    looking forward for future conference calls.

    Thanks





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  • Macaca
    09-12 04:47 PM
    Will do more tonight

    As you see, I don't have the email address of some reporters. But there is a pattern. It will help if someone can verify the pattern for the missing reporters.



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  • sroyc
    07-11 01:25 PM
    There could be two reasons for this huge forward movement for EB2.

    1) They want to minimize wastage by making more visas available for CP.
    2) There was some heartburn among EB2 China applicants when their PD was set to April 2004. Since there are a lot more EB2 India applicants with PD's earlier than that, they felt that most of the EB2-ROW spillover would go to India. Moving the dates forward to 2006 would ensure that EB2 China gets a decent share of the spillover.

    Although this is unfair to folks with earlier PD's and is sure to cause a lot of heartburn, I would rather see the visas get used than get wasted again. Looks like the USCIS is setting a pattern of giving a year end bonanza to a few fortunate folks. Let the annual sweepstakes begin! Good luck everyone!!





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  • amits
    07-19 01:27 PM
    Thanks espoir for your contribution!!

    Really heartening to see more and people coming forward with contributions...

    And seems like all the efforts we made did work. check this out:

    Skilled Workers May See Green-Card Surge
    http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/content/jul2007/db20070718_068854.htm


    Come on guys.. come forward to support IV. We need to keep the momentum up and make sure Lawmakers hear and work on our problems. This will definitely need lobbying, which needs money.
    Every $ counts...

    More

    Just Signed up for $100/month recurring contribution. upgrade from $20/month in addition to $300 one time contribution in june.



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  • crazyghoda
    03-02 11:46 AM
    ... its just an acknowledgement of reality as it stands today.

    Of late I have started reading forums at R2ICLUB - R2ICLUB - Articles Front Page (http://www.r2iclubforums.com/) to get an idea of what it would take to go back to India. My last trip home was quite an eyeopener. Bombay has really improved a lot from what I saw last year and that much progress in a year was quite simply - amazing. I am guessing other metros in India (Delhi, B'lore, Hyd) are moving even faster since they dont have the typical politics that plagues Maharashtra.

    Am I going to pack my bags and move tomorrow? Definitely not. But I'll definitely throw feelers out and see what kind of position I can get back home.

    Good luck to all - whether you stay here or decide to go back or move to Canada or UK or EU or ....





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  • vjkypally
    07-18 05:44 PM
    Funds are really needed but another important thing is to leverage the momentum obtained due to CIR and more recently July Visa fiasco.

    I think iV should aggressively focus on recapture of visas, 1 visa per family(Hillary Clinton already supports us on this and we can rope in Zoe loe****
    who supported us now) and also removing country based limit.

    Momentum is very important and now is the time to restart and I m sure funds ll flow. Removing country based quota is the easiest one to target first.

    Cheers



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  • s_r_e_e
    09-10 02:29 PM
    I am surprised that, many are surprised about the OCT dates! expected!

    recapture or die! :)





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  • vpadman
    01-04 12:06 PM
    One my friends got his wife's AP approved by scheduling an appointment with local InfoPass office. but you need a valid reason and proof for that. In his case he got his father in law's medical certificate from India.


    Julsun,
    When your friend went for INFOPASS, did he get a single copy of the AP, or two copies of the AP ?

    I want to know if there is a difference between getting APs through mail or INFOPASS.

    Thanks,
    -Viju



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  • chanduv23
    06-13 03:32 PM
    Come on folks - please donate generously to IV

    Our donations go long way towards lobbying efforts





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  • skakodker
    03-01 10:49 AM
    [You are relatively at peace because your PD is 2005 and you are in EB2.
    Moreover since you are already filed 485 and its more than 6 months you are secure.
    For rest the situation is precarious

    As it relates to my green card application, my situation is relatively better than some. If you search my previous posts, you will note my similar expression of frustration a few months/years ago. I don't want to go into the details behind how justifiable my frustration felt at the time - those are facts that I can do nothing about.

    So I gave up and quickly made plans to return to our homeland. I was lucky to have a moment of clarity about a month before pulling any triggers because shortly thereafter, I read Lance Armstrong's book - "It's Not About the Bike". "Man's Search for Meaning" by Viktor Frankl was another very inspring work for me. I have since read many books on similar subjects - some good and some not so good - but more importantly, I now believe, with all my heart, that how I feel is entirely up to me. Not only is it just up to me, I am 100% accountable for it.

    I am not saying you shouldn't express your feelings or seek the comfort of friends when you want to. I am simply offering some details around what works for me and why I am not as frustrated as I once was.

    My green card "struggle" - if you can call it that - no longer impedes my ability to enjoy this moment. There are more people-including children-facing far more significant challenges across all walks of life. I accept my green card situation for what it is. I work everyday on what I ought to be doing and strive to leave doubt and worry behind (per Huxley's age old advice). This works for me.

    I would love nothing more for it to work for everyone.

    Best,

    Sunil



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  • rongha_2000
    04-30 03:40 PM
    These guys are so pathetic. Have they heard a concept of "Digracing from Issue". We had better debates in my college competitions.

    Committee members, dont mix issues and derail our hopes, please...!!

    Aaaahhhhhh.... they are talking about delay in getting H1B visa and something like that ... guyssssssssssssssssss





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  • Napoleon
    03-11 01:25 AM
    http://www.uscis.gov/files/pressrelease/AC21Intrm122705.pdf
    as per this document, you can port to yourself. (Question #8)

    But below are the reasons why I am backing off of opening an LLC on spouse name and porting to that.

    http://murthyforum.atinfopop.com/4/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=1024039761&f=4654000912&m=8231099851

    also google 'UntanglingSkein_BIB_15jan07.pdf"
    http://www.morganlewis.com/pubs/UntanglingSkein_BIB_15jan07.pdf

    "This suggests, fairly clearly, that any communication to the USCIS per the Cronin Memo that the adjustment applicant intends to become self-employed is likely to trigger an RFE to inquire into the legitimacy of this arrangement. Legitimacy in this context is likely to be gauged by the concrete steps the beneficiary has taken in furtherance of the self-employment arrangement, understanding that only full-time and permanent employment will suffice for immigration purposes. Such steps would include the completion of legal and corporate formalities, the securing of financing, the purchase or lease of business premises and equipment,the development of a detailed business plan, the hiring of employees, and any other measures typically taken in the establishment of a business. Vague aspirational statements, however ambitious, about future plans to develop a business are unlikely, in the absence of tangible proof, to be accepted as probative of the requisite legitimacy of the self-employer and job offer."

    Also, one relevant footnote in the document -

    "At the AILA National Conference in 2003, a USCIS officer indicated that an attempt to invoke �106(c) in a selfemployment context is likely to raise �a big red flag� for an adjudicator, and that self-employment may be viewed as �an easy alternative� for aliens who are unable to find employment to sustain their adjustment-of-status applications. Schorr & Yale-Loehr, supra note 2, at 499. It should also be noted that the Memos view the possibility of an adjustment applicant becoming a public charge (and thus being inadmissible under INA �212(a)(4)) as being �a relevant inquiry� and that an RFE requesting information about a self-employment arrangement is likely to probe whether or not the applicant has sufficient financial resources to avoid becoming such a public charge."
    Question #3 and #4 should conclude this discussion.

    Also how do you define an established company.
    If I stay employed for 2-3 yrs on my spouse's LLC and bring 200K each year, is that established?



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  • dpp
    07-06 12:04 PM
    The Visa Bulletin for July 2007 must be read in conjunction with the Update of July Visa Availability.

    http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_3263.html

    I don't know why they changed it suddenly.





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  • yabadaba
    01-02 11:48 AM
    looks like some other orgs are referencing my oped for general information purposes

    http://www.americas.org/item_30295

    "This article was originally published by the sources above and is copyrighted by the sources above. We offer it here as an educational tool to increase understanding of global economics and social justice issues. We believe this is 'fair use' of copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. AMERICAS.ORG is a nonprofit Web site with the goal of educating and informing."



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  • wandmaker
    05-23 08:54 AM
    wondering how yu came up with a list of contributors.......if i provide my transfer confirmations to IV and still cannot find my name in the list then how will I trust the veracity of yur list.....

    ....not for an argument but a query

    It is not automatic - santb1975 has to manually go through the posts and update the list. Manual error happens - if your/anyone's name is missing, please do post in this thread, the list will be updated as soon as possible (not in the next minute or hour).





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  • ruchigup
    02-09 03:26 PM
    Life is about compromise and you are right it is hurtful to the future of baby who don't realize what is going on. Baby really need both Mom and Dad, pls try to explain this to your wife.

    About cutting off with parents, she can chose not to talk to your parents and/or you can chose not to talk to her parents if things are not right. But forcing to breakup with own parents is utterly wrong and unacceptable. You can try to explain this to your wife.

    This is your side of story "She started harassing them too by saying something or other. " and you must remember there is something called postpartum depression which Indian parents in-laws don't understand when they come for their daughter-in-laws delivery. I have heard few other cases when things went really bad after delivery.

    Try to explain her that she and child are your first priority. I am sure you have tried to do this many times, try few times more. If talking results in a fight, try sending a long thoughtful email (make sure any of it can't be used against you if things still don't get better, probably you can use it in your favor if needed about the efforts you put in to improve). Before even thinking about divorce try to give life a 2nd chance and may be 3rd chance.

    I must say that it is hard to believe that in this whole thing you/your parents didn't do anything wrong and one fine day your wife went nuts. Try to analyze yourself too.

    These things are very depressing and sad and only the one who goes through it understands. Easier to give advice.

    Hi,
    I been a member of IV for a long time and just to keep myself anonymous for a while I created this account. I am so sorry for opening a thread in a completely irrelevant forum but I have no idea what to do. So, I request all the members to please help me by providing some kind of information.

    Here is my story:

    I came to US in 2002 and completed masters and been working since then. I got married couple of years ago. Whatever the monetary gifts the girls parents gave as part of the marriage, I put all that in an account on the girls name within 2 days of the marriage. We came to India and from then on the problems started. She and her parents want me to separate from my parents and support their family by sending money to their parents which I couldn't do. How can I leave my parents in their old age when they worked very hard to give a decent life. She has been harassing me mentally for this all the time. Recently her parents have been threatening me saying they will file dowry case in India if I don't send money or cut myself off from my parents. I provided for the girl in all possible ways, even encouraged her to join school to get a masters degree which she stopped soon. We had a baby recently and my parents visited us to help us with the baby. She started harassing them too by saying something or other.

    I am very frustrated at this situation and I don't know what to do. I am on H1B and applied for 485 too. At times I feel like applying for divorce but when I think about my little baby I am not able to take that step. The house we currently live in, I bought long before the marriage. It came to a situation where we cannot live together. I cannot ask her to go out of the house because she doesn't have anywhere to go and with the baby even if she leaves, it will be very tough. I said I will leave the house and stay in a apartment for which she threatens to commit suicide. So, I don't know what to do. I am worried about my baby because between all this my baby's life will be spoiled and I don't want that. Can anyone please tell me what I can do in this matter?

    Thank you very much for taking time to read this.





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  • learning01
    04-25 02:32 PM
    I had already told you that I am not an admin. I said we will focus. I am sorry if you are mistaken.
    Tell me, convince me how this discussion of the PD will help in our goals of IV.
    We have a CIR that is going no where. We need to dicuss what he said, she said about CIR and what is happening or going to happen in senate. We don't have time to discuss this PD.

    If you want to discuss, do it by all means. We will only be wavering from the focus. Tha's my point.
    Priority Date -> Date of arrival. Ba, hum bug
    Learning01,

    There is too much curbing of free speech, you admins are taking a heavy handed approach to discussions. Deleting posts at will, diverting topics at whims and fancies...

    Let there be discussins, there is nothing wrong in floating ideas.. allow members to express. Not every idea needs to be implemented.

    This sort of arrogance is not going help anybody's cause.

    Just my two cents...





    harivenkat
    08-13 08:56 AM
    "08/12/2010: Wow, That Is Fast. H.R. 6080 Presented to President Today, and President to Sign 08/13/2010, Friday

    * As soon as the Senate passed the bill, the Congress quickly cleared for White House and has already been presented to the President. Since it passed during the special session, everything had to be cleared out of the Congress quickly, I guess. USCIS must be busy to get ready for processing and collecting increased fees from these employers soon. The new filing fees will be a huge amount, especially when they decide to file a premium processing request. Can you imagine how much these employers will lose for a single case if the case is filed on premium and denied!! Ouch!
    * The new fees will take effect tomorrow since the President is scheduled to sign it into law at 11:00 a.m. EST, tomorrow. "

    - The OH Law

    wondering if its time to leave....





    ras
    07-06 01:28 PM
    We just need 20,000 active members to make a change, which is approx 10% of the total number of GC apps pending. At the most 2000 people are active.

    If somebody can being in 20,000 active members to this forum, the change will happen.

    I dont think all the 20,000 members need to be active every day or every week. What is that you are expecting them to be active every day. If we are not able to pull the crowd, it is not the inability of the crowd but the leadership. Crowd whether it is Indian or other is always like that. It is the effective leadership that makes the difference. For example if you take Martin Luther King, Gandhi or for that matter any leader, it is their speeches/actions that inspired people to involve in the movement not just the people came all by themselves.



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